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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

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no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Music

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tunafish.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

Animals

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Issues a royal pardon.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

Education

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Hissssss-tory.

Sports

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she's always running away from the ball!

Sports

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

He had Gatorade.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.