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Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

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Entertainment

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts.

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The Toothpaste?Music

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Sports

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

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Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

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Animals

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, houses can't jump.

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a bowl of orange, nacho-flavored chips sits on a tablePuns

What did the Dorito say to his son?

You're a chip off the old block.

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Puns

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Slippers.

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Family

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Pop-corn.

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Food & Drinks

Why do some people love eating snails?

They really hate fast food.

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Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad latte?

Depresso.

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Puns

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line.

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Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

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Why did the computer run out of money?

Someone cleaned out its cache.

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