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Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
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Animals
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot.
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Sports
What dish does only a baseball player use?
The home plate.
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Professional
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
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Music
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
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Vehicles
What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
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People
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She'll Let It Go.
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Puns
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
By its bark.
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Animals
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
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Animals
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
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Holiday
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Little Boo Peep!
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Puns
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything.
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Family
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
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Sports
What game does chlorine never lose?
Pool.
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Holiday
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
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Puns
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
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Holiday
What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
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