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Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

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Animals

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot.

Sports

What dish does only a baseball player use?

The home plate.

Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Music

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

A subwoofer.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

People

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

She'll Let It Go.

Puns

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

Animals

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

A hip-hop club.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Holiday

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Little Boo Peep!

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Family

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

The infantry.

a person puts a chlorine tablet into a chemical feeder for a poolSports

What game does chlorine never lose?

Pool.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Puns

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

They are always up to something.

Holiday

What day is your mom always right?

Every day.