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Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Ant-man.

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Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

a Scottish wildcat is crawling on a tree log in a forestAnimals

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

It always had the best lynx.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Animals

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

An aunt-eater.

a grassy green lawn with trees and a row of hedgesOutdoors

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Because it always beats around the bush.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Science

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.

Food & Drinks

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu, you just get what you deserve.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Puns

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

We're fried.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.