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Which subject has two parts?

Bi-ology.

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Professional

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

It was all booked up.

Balanced Checked?Puns

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

a brown cow and a white cow stand together in a field at sunsetPuns

What is a plane full of male cows called?

A bull flight.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish.

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Puns

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.

Puns

Why was the picture sent to jail?

It was framed.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

computer smart?Education

Why is a computer so smart?

Because it listens to its motherboard.

Animals

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

a close-up of a blue and white Ultramarine Flycatcher bird perched on a branchAnimals

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

It was great at hawking its wares.

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!