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Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

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People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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Food & Drinks

Which hot drink loves golf?

Tea.

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Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

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Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

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The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

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Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

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Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

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Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

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Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

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Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

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Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

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Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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