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Washing-ton.

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Animals

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Entertainment

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

R2 detour.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

Current Events

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

An account-ant.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Sports

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Tennis.

Animals

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Hop in.

Science

What math figure is also in the band?

A symbol.

Animals

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away its credit cards.

Puns

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Make it rain.

Puns

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Because they'd crack each other up.

Puns

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

I like your hare!

Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.