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Which state has the best streets?

Rhode Island.

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Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

He couldn't turn it down.

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Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

Because it's traveling light.

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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Bernadette.

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What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Udder nonsense.

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Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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Animals

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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What shape has a knighthood?

Cir-cle.

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What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

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If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk.

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How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

By its bark.

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