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Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

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Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.