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Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?

Darth Waiter.

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Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

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Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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Holiday

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Wraps.

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a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

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Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

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Outdoors

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

He was fishing for compliments.

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Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

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Puns

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Stop imagining.

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Family

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Family trees.

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Outdoors

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Mari-golds.

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a view looking up through green trees in a forest with the sun shining throughOutdoors

Why are trees so good at interior design?

They know how to Spruce a place up.

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Family

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

A wet blanket.

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Vehicles

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Shell-vrolet.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

His heart wasn't in it.

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