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Which Star Wars character works at Applebee's?
Darth Waiter.
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Family
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to sweep!
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Food & Drinks
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
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Food & Drinks
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
He just wanted to be a watermelon.
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Holiday
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
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Holiday
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Wraps.
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Animals
What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
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Holiday
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
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Outdoors
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
He was fishing for compliments.
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Animals
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
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Puns
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Stop imagining.
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Family
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
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Outdoors
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
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Outdoors
Why are trees so good at interior design?
They know how to Spruce a place up.
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Family
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
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Vehicles
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
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Holiday
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
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