Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

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A gummy bear!!!

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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

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Just look for the Fresh Prints!

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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

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What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

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What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

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They have a lot of training.

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B—.

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Snowflakes.

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What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

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Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

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A waist of time.

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A chimp off the old block.

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Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Looking for a specific joke?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.