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Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Puns

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Long time, no flea.

bear teeth?Animals

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

People

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prints!

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

Puns

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

Food & Drinks

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Sparkling.

Puns

How do locomotives know where to go?

They have a lot of training.

Animals

What do you call bears with no ears?

B—.

Holiday

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes.

Food & Drinks

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Quit stalking me.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Puns

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Cock-a-doodle-don't.

Puns

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.