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Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Animals

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

I otter do that!

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Animals

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Because she heard fowl language.

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Food & Drinks

How does dinner smell?

Through its nose.

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Puns

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.

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Entertainment

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

At the local second-hand store.

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The pterodactyl?Animals

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the "P" is silent.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Puns

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Puns

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.

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Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

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Education

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Because it tocked too much.

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Sports

What's the loudest sport?

Racket-ball.

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Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

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four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

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