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Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

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Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

Puns

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

Puns

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.