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Which plant has the best roar?

A dandelion.

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Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Animals

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

He heard the referee calling fowls.

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What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

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Leg Broke?Entertainment

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

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four pigs are grazing in a grassy fieldPuns

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon.

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Animals

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs.

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Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

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What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

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Travel

Why did the airplane get grounded?

It had a bad altitude.

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What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

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What is a pig's favorite ballet?

Swine Lake.

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything.

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How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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many potato chips are spaced out on a blue surfaceAnimals

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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