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Which office space loves to cut corners?

The Oval Office.

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Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Animals

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

C-A-T.

Puns

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Because it has its own scales.

Animals

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

Because talk is cheep.

Puns

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Sure, but then they makeup.

a bunch of clams sits together against a white backgroundAnimals

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Because they're as happy as a clam.

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Entertainment

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Fo' drizzle.

two tree swallows sit perched on a branch and chirp at each otherAnimals

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Cardinals.

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

a humpback whale breaches the surface and jumps out of the waterPuns

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Beach-ed volleyball.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Professional

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Because she always has to draw blood.

Food & Drinks

Why are bakers paid so much money?

They make the big dough.

Puns

What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.