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The Oval Office.
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Puns
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
They can lighten your load.
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Animals
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
C-A-T.
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Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
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Animals
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
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Animals
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Because they're as happy as a clam.
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Puns
How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
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Entertainment
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Fo' drizzle.
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Animals
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Cardinals.
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Music
What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
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What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
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Animals
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Slush puppies.
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Professional
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Because she always has to draw blood.
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Food & Drinks
Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
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What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
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What game do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs.
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