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Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Puns

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

a large inflated red number five against a white backgroundPuns

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

various loaves of bread piled togetherPuns

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

finger broke?Puns

I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.