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Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

E, because it's always in bed.

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Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

They're usually 90 degrees.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

A blueberry shake.

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Science

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

He didn't want to drink and derive.

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Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

It can plead the fifth.

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Science

Why are bakers so good at math?

They love Pi!

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Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

It was a generous dough-nation.

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The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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Education

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

There was no history class.

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I broke my finger!

I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!

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Puns

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Because they're filled with so much common cents.

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Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

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a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

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Animals

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

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no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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Travel

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

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