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Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

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Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

sit on the clock?Puns

Why did the person sit on the clock?

So they could be ON time.

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

Science

What do you call a dog in space?

Astromutt.

Animals

How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Puns

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

Puns

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Puns

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Where in earth have you been?

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Vehicles

What car is the perfect size for mice?

A minivan.

a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rainCurrent Events

Why is summer always sad?

It has June gloom.

the inside of a fridge is filled with various green fruits and vegetablesFood & Drinks

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Lettuce out of here!