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Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

The Amazon.

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a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

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People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

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People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

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Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

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Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

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Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

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Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

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Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

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Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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