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The Amazon.

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a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Puns

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine.

Surprised makeup?Family

Surprise!!!!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

Holiday

What does winter fat turn into?

Spring rolls.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Animals

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Family

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

No, I'm foal!

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

Animals

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse.

Puns

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

It wasn't to scale.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.