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Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

Entertainment

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

Puns

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.