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Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

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Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

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People

What do they call pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds.

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Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

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Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

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Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

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Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

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Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

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What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

Squint Eastwood.

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Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.

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Animals

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little antibodies.

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How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

It becomes apparent.

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Animals

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

A buzz-ard.

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Animals

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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People

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

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