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Which hot drink loves golf?

Tea.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Entertainment

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Puns

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Time to hatch a plan!

Outdoors

How do trees get access to the internet?

Easy, they just log in.

Animals

What kind of store would a dog own?

A licker store.

Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Education

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Alphawetical.

Scrabble road?Entertainment

Board Game With A Twist

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Animals

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

He had his own frog horn.

Music

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

I'm a big fan of metal.

Travel

Why are the mountains so tired?

Because they don't Everest.

Food & Drinks

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

He just wanted to be a watermelon.