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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Puns

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

Puns

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Puns

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

a chimpanzee appears to be angrily shoutingAnimals

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.