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Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

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Animals

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

A duck.

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Sports

When is a baseball player like a thief?

When he steals a base.

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Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

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Family

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Howdy, partner!

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Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

Cold cream.

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Animals

Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk.

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Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Angelfish.

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Animals

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat.

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What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

A whee-bra!

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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