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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

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a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

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Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

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a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

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Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

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Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

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Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

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Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

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Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

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Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

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Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

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What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

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Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.

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