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Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

A chipmunk.

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Animals

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

a school of fish swimming in the oceanFood & Drinks

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

A tuna melt.

Puns

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Cough stirrup.

a close-up of a wizard holding their hand over a magic crystal ballAnimals

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Hairy Potter.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Outdoors

I can cut down a tree only using my vision...

I saw it with my own eyes.

Outdoors

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they are shellfish.

Puns

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you.

Animals

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Hide and speak.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Puns

What is a duck's favorite dance?

The quackstep.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Animals

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics.

Animals

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.