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Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

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Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

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Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

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Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

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Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

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The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

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Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

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Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

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Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

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Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

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Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

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How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.

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