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Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

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Animals

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldoser.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

Food & Drinks

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Impasta.

Sports

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Catcher!

Professional

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Briefs.

The ducks?Animals

What do ducks get after they eat?

A bill!

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Family

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Sundae School.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

A bullfrog.

Puns

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It's tearable...

Professional

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

A tooth pic.

Puns

What do you call an arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

Holiday

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

I scream.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Puns

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

By hambulance.