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Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

Animals

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

Puns

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

Entertainment

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.