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Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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Science

How does the moon cut her hair?

Eclipse it.

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Animals

What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals.

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Puns

Which state is the cleanest?

Washing-ton.

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Professional

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

They just take things one stroke at a time.

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Animals

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

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Education

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

They make up everything!

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Puns

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

We have to stick together.

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Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

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Political

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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Food & Drinks

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

I loaf you!

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no body?Puns

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows!

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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Puns

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

He really thought he could socket to him.

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Entertainment

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

In dayscare.

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