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Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot.

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Puns

When should you start writing a book?

When you have a novel idea.

Puns

Why did the foal cough?

Because he was a little horse.

Holiday

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Wrap music.

Animals

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer.

Toilet Paper?Puns

How is life like toilet paper?

You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Vehicles

What vehicle works the hardest?

A try-cycle.

Animals

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Because he carries a house on his back.

Billboards?Entertainment

How do billboards talk?

Sign language.

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Puns

What is an insect's favorite game?

Cricket.

Animals

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Slush puppies.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

Animals

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

How slime flies.