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Which computer won the talent show?

A Dell.

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People

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.

a yak is photoshopped with sunglasses on a white backgroundPeople

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Sandra Bull-ock.

Puns

What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Education

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

The space bar.

Holiday

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Sports

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

A fence.

Puns

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

A pod-iatrist.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

a large white and blue iceberg floating in waterAnimals

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

A penguin tuxedo.

a woman looks annoyed at a man giving her a bouquet of flowersPuns

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.

Animals

Which insect is the smartest?

The spelling bee.

Animals

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

The owl.