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Elliot Page.

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Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!

Puns

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm.

Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Because they put on the salsa.

Animals

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver.

Animals

Where do horses reside?

In neigh-borhoods.

Puns

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

Food & Drinks

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

They're too cheesy.

Puns

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis.

Outdoors

Why did the body of water think so much?

It liked to pond-er.

Vehicles

What's a horse's favorite car?

A Mustang.

Holiday

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?

Skeleton.

a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many toolsScience

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

It's called the water cycle.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

Animals

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.