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Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

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How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

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How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

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a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

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Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

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Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

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Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

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Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

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Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

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Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

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a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

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People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

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What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

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What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

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Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.

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