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Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Tom Cruise.

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Outdoors

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer.

Puns

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Hebrews it.

Puns

How do you get a country girl to like you?

A tractor.

a lone pair of horns against a white backgroundFamily

Which family member has tusks?

An eleph-aunt.

Entertainment

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Because he saw the phone bill.

Puns

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

They were playing for the cup.

Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Animals

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

It was a little horse.

Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.

a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

People

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Old yeller.

Entertainment

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Angry birds.

Animals

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

A beer-a-cuda.

Current Events

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Earth Day.

Outdoors

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Elementree school.