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Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

Puns

How do you measure a millennial?

In Insta-grams.

Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.