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Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
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Animals
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
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Puns
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
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Political
What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
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Education
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
H to O.
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Animals
Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
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Puns
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak.
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Vehicles
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
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Outdoors
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
A rose.
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Animals
Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
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Food & Drinks
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
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Family
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
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Puns
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
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Animals
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack.
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Professional
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
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Puns
How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
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Puns
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Because he didn't have mushroom there.
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