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Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

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Animals

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Because he had a lab coat.

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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Education

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

H to O.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Puns

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak.

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Vehicles

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Because his car got toad.

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Outdoors

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

A rose.

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Animals

Why did the frog have a long face?

He was un-hoppy.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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Family

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

A dad on a fishing trip.

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Puns

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Because she was afraid someone would caesar.

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Animals

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt-quack.

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Professional

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

They just pick things up as they go along.

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How do you measure a millennial?

In Insta-grams.

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Puns

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Because he didn't have mushroom there.

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