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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

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Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

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Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

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Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

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Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

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People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

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an apple pie with a lattice crust, dusted with powdered sugarEntertainment

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

The Count of Monte Crisco.

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Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

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Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

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Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

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Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

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Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

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