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Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Ray Romano.

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Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.

a Purple Sunbird is feeding its baby in a nestHoliday

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

You're a chirp off the old block!

Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Holiday

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Sports

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

They prefer cricket matches.

Animals

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost it.

Animals

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

It cost me an arm and a leg!

People

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Halle Berry.

an apple pie with a lattice crust, dusted with powdered sugarEntertainment

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

The Count of Monte Crisco.

Animals

Why are frogs always happy?

They eat what bugs them.

Animals

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth.

Sports

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

Puns

Why do vampires always look sick?

They keep coffin.

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Family

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

A faux pa.

Animals

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

You run around and around until you're all pooped out.