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Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

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Animals

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Eileen.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Education

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Puns

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.

Food & Drinks

What do chefs do in their spare time?

They go chopping.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

Pooched eggs.

People

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.

People

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Reese, with her spoon.

Family

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to sweep!

a person's hand holds a missing piece from a white puzzle, with the words "lies" and "true" writtenAnimals

Which big cat never tells the truth?

A lie-on.

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Travel

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

The Wrong Brothers.

People

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

I bought two.

Holiday

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

He's a real pain in the neck.