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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

A pan-duh!

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Puns

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.

Animals

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics.

Puns

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa baas.

Holiday

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

You're from good cardstock.

Professional

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

They both go to court.

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.

Food & Drinks

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Dill with it.

Puns

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito.

Sports

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Puns

What do you do when two snails fight?

Let them slug it out.

Animals

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he was a "chicken".

Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

Animals

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

Sports

What's a bat's favorite game?

Batminton.

Sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Well, I won't be the one to spread it!