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Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.

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Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

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Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

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People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

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Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

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Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

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Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

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Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

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Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

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a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

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Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

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The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

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Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

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Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

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