Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Christopher Plumber.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Food & Drinks

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

People

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Food & Drinks

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Bow tie.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Jingle smells.

Vehicles

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

A garbage truck.

Animals

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

a rhinoceros is running through a dusty savannah Animals

Why do rhinos charge?

Because they never carry cash.

Holiday

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws.

The Basketball Players?Sports

Why do basketball players like cookies?

It's just another excuse to dunk.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Animals

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

A dingo-ling.

Food & Drinks

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.