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Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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Cat's breakfast?Animals

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

two dolphins are talking to each otherAnimals

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

A clownfish.

Animals

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

A lean-mur.

Puns

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

Outdoors

Which tree can't stop crying?

A weeping willow.

Food & Drinks

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Puns

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

Animals

What do you call the pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Animals

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite.

Animals

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

A fig newt-on.