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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.