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Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

In his man-ta cave.

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Sports

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories.

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Entertainment

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

The Flash.

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People

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

A soap opera.

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Puns

What kind of books do boats write?

Ferry tales.

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Puns

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Because it's an air-ess.

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The Oysters?Animals

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish.

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The penguins?Animals

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

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Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

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Puns

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Can you ear me?

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Puns

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Hot! Because you can definitely catch a cold.

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Outdoors

Why is the beach so confident?

It's 100% shore.

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Animals

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys.

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Animals

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Fry-day.

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Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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Vehicles

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

He had too much gas.

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