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Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

The Burrito Supreme Court.

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Animals

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant?

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.

Outdoors

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Eh, never mind. It really stinks.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.

negative numbers?Science

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

Puns

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

The loan shark.

Animals

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.

Puns

What did the shower say to the toilet?

You look a bit flushed.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

a woman in a yellow jacket makes a grimace while she plugs her earsAnimals

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

A badger.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Music

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Pop.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Animals

What animal scores the most in basketball?

A dunk-ey.