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Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

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Outdoors

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!!!

Music

Why are stones so good at music?

They're obsessed with rock n' roll!

Entertainment

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

The Lord of the Wings.

People

What do you call an animal pop star?

Justin Beaver.

Current Events

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

When the Thunder Rolls.

People

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Because they're too far out.

Puns

How do you measure a millennial?

In Insta-grams.

Food & Drinks

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

Outdoors

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

Animals

What does a cat go to sleep on?

A caterpillow.

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Puns

What game do cows play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

Puns

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Animals

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Chocolate mousse.