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Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.