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Where do termites go camping?

A tented house.

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Sports

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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Political

What building always gets stains on it?

The White House.

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Holiday

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?

Comet cleans sinks.

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Entertainment

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Data.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

He was a big dill.

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Lying ghosts?Animals

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

You can see right through them.

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Science

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems.

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Food & Drinks

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Your taste buds.

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a man dressed in 1970s fashion is dancing in front of a psychedelic orange backgroundPuns

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

They all had boogie fever!

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Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

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Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

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a mouse sits at a miniature table with a miniature knife and fruitAnimals

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Ratatouille!

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Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

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Switzerland a plus?Puns

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but its flag is a big plus.

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a white and tan spotted pony appears to smile at the cameraAnimals

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

It was too hoarse.

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