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Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.