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Where do superheroes blend right in?

Cape Canaveral.

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Animals

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue.

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Travel

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Eye-celand!

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Sports

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them, a crossbar can't jump.

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a close-up of two feet wearing flip-flop sandals on a yellow backgroundHoliday

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

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People

Which celebrity loves to read?

Elliot Page.

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Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

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a mother and baby coyote sit together in the grassFamily

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

They were a band.

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Puns

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

A Mississippi.

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Professional

When do astronauts eat?

At launch time.

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Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

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Animals

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.

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Professional

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits.

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Holiday

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

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Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

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a nurse wearing blue scrubs and a stethoscope, holds a clipboard and smiles at the cameraProfessional

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Because there was so much poison IV.

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Current Events

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

East-er.

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