Subscribe for more jokes!

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Fields marked with an asterisk (*) are required.
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to our Privacy Policy and Terms of Use

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

The ball-et.

Looking for a specific joke?

Thank you! Your submission has been received!
Oops! Something went wrong while submitting the form.
Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Animals

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

Animals

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

They were his watch dogs.

People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

Holiday

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Spring cleaning!

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Puns

What's a henway?

About ten pounds.

Animals

What kind of bird can write?

A PENguin.

Entertainment

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Grease.

Entertainment

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

He was a little Thor.

Food & Drinks

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Sports

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

They get anxious over rough drafts.

Animals

What kind of dog loves to eat?

A Chow.

Animals

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

A computer chimp.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.