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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

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Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

Puns

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

Puns

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.