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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium.

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Animals

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie.

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Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

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Puns

How was the wedding?

So beautiful! Even the cake was in tiers!

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Sports

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Pitcher.

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Animals

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice.

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What part of your eye learns the quickest?

The pupil.

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Holiday

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts.

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What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

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bird drinking?Animals

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Toucans!

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Puns

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

It was outstanding in its field.

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Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

They have great souls.

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Food & Drinks

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it.

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twin babies wearing white onesies lay next to each other with arms intertwined while cryingFamily

What siblings are always sad?

The Blues Brothers.

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Sports

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Just for kicks.

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Food & Drinks

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.

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a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowdCurrent Events

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Because it rained on his parade.

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