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Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.