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Where do snowmen go to dance?

Snowballs.

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Animals

Where do baby apes sleep?

In apricots.

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Music

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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Puns

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

A fish tank.

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People

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

The Exterminator.

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Family

Why are cause and effect so close?

They're related.

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Darth Vader?Entertainment

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Animals

Why was the fish so smart?

It lived in a school.

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Stormtrooper Monopoly?Entertainment

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Game of Clones.

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Animals

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

None. It just lets out a little wine.

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Animals

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

In a hatch-back.

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Baseball armor?Sports

When should baseball players wear armor?

When they're playing knight games.

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Puns

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

A stamp.

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Animals

What games do ants play with elephants?

Squash.

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Food & Drinks

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Computer chips.

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Music

What musical instrument is the best typist?

A keyboard.

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