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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.