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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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Puns

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Because it's made of hide.

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Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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Animals

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

He got lockjaw.

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Entertainment

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Cinderfella.

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Entertainment

What cartoon character loves insects?

Bugs Bunny.

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The roof?Puns

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Never mind, it's over your head.

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astronaut spaced?Travel

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Turns out he just needs some space!

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Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

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Outdoors

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Marsh-mallows.

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a tower of school supplies is teetering over against a turquoise backgroundAnimals

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

A school of fish.

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Retired veggies?Food & Drinks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

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People

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

He was disqualified from the limbo contest.

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Animals

Why do two skunks argue?

Because they like to kick up a stink.

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Food & Drinks

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Straw-berries.

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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Animals

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

The Feather Forecast.

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