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Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Outdoors

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Surfin' USA.

Animals

When should you stop for a glow worm?

When he has a red light.

Holiday

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

Animals

Why do cats love to work?

They're purr-fect at everything they do.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Animals

What does a panda ghost say?

Bam-boo.

Forest Gump?Entertainment

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

"1forrest1"

Food & Drinks

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite?

He picked 7 up instead.

Sports

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Double dribble.

Puns

What do cows like to dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like.

People

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

No, 'emma stone!

Puns

Where would you put an injured insect?

In an antbulance.

Professional

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue.

Puns

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

They are both Paris-sites.