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Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.