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In a snowbank.
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Outdoors
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
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Current Events
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
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Professional
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
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Holiday
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
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Vehicles
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
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Education
What color are all the books in the library?
Red.
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Outdoors
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
The bobber shop.
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Animals
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
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Puns
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
An address.
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Sports
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
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Animals
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Sofishticated.
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Animals
What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
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Holiday
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
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Animals
What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
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Holiday
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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Professional
What time is your dentist appointment?
Tooth hurt-y.
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