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Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Current Events

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Tulips!

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Professional

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

They can tell the best carrot.

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Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

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a person eating popcorn sits on their couch and pauses the show they're watching with a remote controlVehicles

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Law and Order SUV.

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Education

What color are all the books in the library?

Red.

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Outdoors

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

The bobber shop.

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Animals

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Swamp Lake.

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Puns

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

An address.

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Baseball?Sports

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

Because there are lots of fans.

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Animals

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Sofishticated.

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Animals

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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Holiday

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bam-BOO!

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a close-up of a Burrowing owl with its head turned sideways at the cameraAnimals

What bird is losing its hair?

A bald eagle.

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Holiday

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

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dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

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