Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

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What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

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Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

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Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

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Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

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What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

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Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

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What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

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What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

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Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

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Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

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Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

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Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

Looking for a specific joke?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.