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Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

In a ham-mock.

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Outdoors

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

A swim meat.

Animals

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken.

a cat is photoshopped wearing sunglasses and drinking an orange drink from a strawAnimals

Where do cats go on vacation?

Meow-i.

Animals

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

They don't have the right koalafications.

Food & Drinks

Why was the dairy grumpy?

It was sour cream.

dentist appointment?Professional

What time is your dentist appointment?

Tooth hurt-y.

a pediatric dentist and a hygienist help a child at a dental check-upPuns

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.

Puns

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

You can count on me.

Sports

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Rebel Wilson.

a cat is trying to get to the top of a table where a mouse is sittingPuns

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Mice cubes.

Puns

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

A palm tree.

a pair of orange swim trunks against a light blue backgroundPuns

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

He heard they had a pool table.

Puns

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

He was de-lighted.

Puns

Why are skeletons always hungry?

They're skin and bones.

Holiday

Why do moms make good vintners?

Because they deal with a lot of whine.

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.