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Where do pigs learn magic?

Hogwarts.

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Sports

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

He was the designated hitter.

Cowbells?Animals

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Puns

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

Family

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

She sent her a pee-mail.

Animals

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Been nice gnawing you.

a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their deskEducation

What do teachers do during summer break?

Sleep.

Holiday

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Santa pause.

Puns

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

The indepen-dance.

a beautiful backyard garden is in full bloomOutdoors

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

A gnome-it-all.

Puns

What do insects learn at school?

Mothmatics.

Vehicles

Which big cat loves to drive?

A jaguar.

Education

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

An alpha-bat.

Music

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

Holiday

What is the best Christmas present ever?

A broken drum-you can't beat it.

Sports

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea.