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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter.

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Political

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Bill Clinton.

Holiday

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Tweets.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Animals

What's a bee's favorite novel?

The Great Gats-bee.

People

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Sean Pen.

Entertainment

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon hood.

a Corgi dog is wrapped up in a blanketFamily

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

His godpawther.

Puns

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Hide and squeak.

Animals

Where do polar bears store their money?

In a snowbank.

Puns

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales.

a cat is playing with a roll of toilet paper in the bathroomAnimals

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Because it's a litter box.

Food & Drinks

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Because she couldn't find a date.

Puns

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

She had a hard drive.

three orca whales come to the surface of the waterPuns

Why do orcas love to gossip?

They always have a whale of a tale.

a close-up of a pot of chili being stirredPeople

Which musician loves to make chili?

Rod Stew-art.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.