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Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.