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Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

The Great Planes.

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Outdoors

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Of course, it's where my foot goes!

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Education

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Pointless.

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Animals

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

He had a goatee.

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Animals

What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block.

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Coached Bank?Sports

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back!!!

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a close-up of the Lincoln Memorial statuePolitical

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Lincoln Logs!

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Animals

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in.

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Puns

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

It was gathering dust.

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Science

What do you call a peanut in space?

An astronut.

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a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hairCurrent Events

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Well, they've been running all day!

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Animals

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Because he already had a trunk!

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Animals

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

A mathmachicken.

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a rock on the beach is covered with black musselsPuns

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

To the prawn broker.

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People

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Retired.

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People

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

He couldn't face defeet!

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Why quit taxi?Professional

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

There was too much talking behind his back.

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