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Where do logs like to go on hikes?

The woods.

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Sports

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

They want to make sure their bases are covered.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

a group of people stands around a table displaying blueprints of some sortProfessional

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

The s-pie.

Sports

What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Holiday

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Because the angel said, "No L!"

Entertainment

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Quit goblin your dessert.

Holiday

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf.

Outdoors

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

With a cabbage patch.

Family

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

They're she-ep.

a close-up of Arnold Schwarzenegger's star from the Hollywood Walk of FameVehicles

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

A muscle car.

Animals

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies.

Political

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

He heard they were working on treat-ies.

People

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

They had so many knights.

Entertainment

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars character?

Ham Solo.

Professional

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

A little plaque.