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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

Puns

What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

Puns

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.