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Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam!

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Family

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

A craw-dad.

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Outdoors

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Puns

Do you have the best ceiling?

No, but it's up there.

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Entertainment

Why did the mirror cross the road?

To see itself!

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Professional

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

You're loco-motive!

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Animals

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad.

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Entertainment

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Stranger things have happened.

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Food & Drinks

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

It goes through a jarring experience.

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What sound does a witch's car make?

Broom broom!

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Outdoors

Where does a camper keep his money?

In a river bank.

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Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

It was a sneaker.

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Holiday

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it "soots" him.

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Food & Drinks

What is the loneliest cheese?

Prov-alone.

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Professional

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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Entertainment

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Animals

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Sting.

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