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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Lake Eerie.

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Puns

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Da brie was flying everywhere.

Professional

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

They're put on house arrest.

Food & Drinks

Where do burgers like to dance?

At the meatball.

Science

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Because it's not rocket science.

Animals

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant!

Outdoors

What happens when grass goes out of town?

It's a field day!

Puns

Which fly makes films?

Stephen Speilbug.

Current Events

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?

Oscar the grouch.

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Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Yeah, it was a cereal killer.

Holiday

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

So he can ho-ho-ho.

Vehicles

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A horse and buggy.

Animals

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Hiss-tory.

Outdoors

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Because it's just so lava-ble.

Entertainment

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Puns

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load.

Education

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Book worms.