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Where do frogs keep their money?

In a river bank.

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Professional

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Casual Friday.

Education

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper.

Puns

Why is money so stubborn?

It doesn't want to make change.

People

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

Puns

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

People

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

The Rock.

a man is smiling while taking a picture Professional

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

She was always saying cheese.

Family

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Don't take that tone with me.

Professional

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

It was all smoke and mirrors.

Holiday

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Holiday

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom rings.

Outdoors

What boat is great at getting a deal?

A saleboat.

a view of a green mountain forest with many pine trees and a blue sky behindOutdoors

Why are trees always so positive?

Because they have a pe-can do attitude.

a pilot in uniform holds her head with a surprised expressionPuns

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

She had her head in the clouds.

Puns

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

The Politician?Political

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.